To Give A Flying Frikkie

We have recently become full out pet owners.

"What kind of pet?" you may ask.

Well, he's gray. He likes to cause a ruckus and loves attention.
He gives the Boyfriend kisses and gives me bites (love bites maybe?).
He's been known to poo on the furniture.

Have you guessed yet?

We keep him in his house at night so he won't get into trouble. He likes eating peanut butter and keeping lookout from the roof of his house.

No, it's not snoopy.

But if anyone can make him turn into a dog, abracadabra that shit.


Ladies and gentlemen, meet the newest addition to our household.

 

Frikkie, the African Gray Parrot

Although his distain for me has continued throughout 3 weeks, after countless attempts to befriend him with treats and attention, perhaps I will learn to love him. Maybe one day in his long, long life he will decide I too am not the enemy.

In the meantime, I should probably buy myself some sturdy gloves.

Let the fun commence.